I’m taking French II, but I’d be afraid to go to France with what I know. You know what else I like to eat? French croissants, and grape jelly. Also Cincinnati chili, but not with grape jelly on it! Have you ever tried any of the chili?

No, I haven’t had a chance to try Cincinnati chili, with or without jelly. But unless it’s hot and spicy, I probably won’t like it. My mother uses hot sauce on everything. Now I can’t eat a meal without it!

Hot sauce. Yuck. And you had such potential. I bet you like carbonated pop too, don’t you? I like mild things—like fresh fruit juice instead of soda pop, and warm gravy instead of hot sauce (except on oatmeal—that gets warm milk, not warm gravy!