Research St. Patrick. You will learn a lot about him that's different than the St. Patrick we celebrate. Your mission (pun intended):

Write a first-person narrative in the voice of St. Patrick. Put him in England, Ireland, the U.S., Mexico, China, Gotebo, Agawam, anywhere. Create a story told by him, but make it your own–your own twist. Yes, you will say "I did this" and so on, and you will be acting like him in the story. Write 300-600 words.