Suppose that the soldier was on his way to the club for another seminar that the military required. He stops at an intersection and sees a man who bullied him in high school crossing the street in front of him. The soldier rolls down his window and shouts to the people on the sidewalk "Ichabod Tiger, who is wearing the green shirt and the blue hat, robbed a bank yesterday and he has several STDs!" Then the soldier drives into a lake, destroying a homeowner’s dock in the process.