IM SO DONE WITH MYSELF RN

Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
Because every play has a cast.

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.

What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.

Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

When do computers overheat?
When they need to vent.