All of this is made up but I wanted to share it. Dear Emma, I have to inform you about what I have told the popo about you. I have stated that you are a weirdo who gave me a receding hairline due to your appalling work. They gave me the choice to let it go or I could sue you to the maximum. Well, lets say that now you can have a fresh start, and that I will be bringing this to trial. You have five days to write me a apology or I will reak havoc on your home life, I will make sure your family knows about your horrid hair cutting. I will pay people to get a bowl cut and say you did it on media. Don EVER cross me again. Consider yourself warned.
