Even though it is comically stated, what is the author's thesis from paragraph 1?

1. Every dog should have a man of his own. There is nothing like a well-behaved person around the house to spread the dog's blanket for him, or bring him his supper when he comes home man-tired at night. Properly trained, a man can be a dog's best friend.

A.) Dogs need to run their masters.

B.) Everyone should own a dog.